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Pakistan) Irish male nurse
Terry Kelly no longer goes by that name and today requests to known as Khalid.

Born in Dublin, Khalid left for a so called better life working at the King Faisal hospital. Problem being, Khalid got nicked and sent down for bootlegging. While inside, he met an Afghan who introduced him to radical Islam, and with the fires of jihad burning inside, Khalid did the best thing going and moved to England. There he met a pure Pakistani woman who opened her legs and bore him a child. However, Khalid the Muslim felt there was something missing from his life, so leaving his wife and child behind to live a life on benefits, Khalid up sticks and moved to Pakistan in which to fight the good fight.
Which is where the London Times met and interviewed him. During his 15 seconds of fame, Khalid expressed a wish to meet and fight the British Army or, if that isn’t possible, an American soldier will do. He also expressed the view that Ireland is a legitimate target because it allows the US to run an embassy within its borders.
Yup, Terry the Taliban with his 5 hours of training on the M16 (who admits to being out of shape) considers himself to be a soldier of war and ready to fight the good fight.
I’m sure that if the Pakistani army don’t slot him, the Brits or the Yanks will kindly oblige. The thing for wannabe terrorists like Terry, is that once they are caught, all they do is cry, cry and cry.
Which, I'm sure, Terry will do as he lies dying in some rat infested gutter after getting shot by his side.